"an ancient monke a long time ago, sought refuge from the cold bear market and stumbled upon a hotspring..
monke climbed in and unbeknownst to him he was rejuvenating in the enlightenment springs,
he started thinking of all his monke friends who needed to share this new found wealth of knowledge, so he set off on his trek to spread the message... return to monke, return to monke, and so they did. a thousand monkes eventually settled by this fountain of knowledge regularly solving mankinds problems in their bathing sessions"
