Prolog:
Since ancient history, dongs have been drawn on almost every imageable object. But why? Is it the fear of castration, the demonstration of power or just having fun at trolling people who get upset by an illustrated dong?
For quite some time the ways of illustrating have evolved – a new era has begun: The Dong Lord and Sir Dong-A-Lot have made it their mission to create a digital universe full of Non-Fungible Dongs.
Quintessence of Franken Dongs LTD:
Searching for love but being feared by all, the Franken Dong seeks affection in self pleasure. Franken Dongs LTD is a limited collection of 500 laboratory Dongs dedicated to the spooky time of the year.