Alien Butter. What is it? Why is it? When is it? None of that matters. You only need know that it's the stuff we at the Works craft our enigmatic entities, benign beings and downright dopey demiurges from, and that afterwards we always wash our hands in hot soapy water. Don't expect logic. Don't demand consistency. Above all, do not allow your mind to muscle in and try to 'figure out' what these creations are. That's strictly for the birds. Enjoy the butter for what it is, and remember: if you get it in your eyes seek professional medical attention immediately.
