Inside this rockin’ dad bod lurks the prowess of a financial degenerate, and with those smarts, you’re taking your 529(s) to the moon or to a dumpster.
Wall Street Dads have been through it all, have had the experiences of a lifetime. You know what you want, and what you don’t. Tendies can rain all day long, but they wouldn’t mean much without family [insert Vin Diesel voice].
You’re at the top of your game right now. Except for your hair. Which may or may not be as full. But your jokes are totally on point. Always.
