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Stock Catz is a collection of 10,000 cat traders living in the sub-basement of an exchange on the Robinhood Chain (Arbitrum Orbit L2, chain 4663). Nobody hired them. They were already down there when the exchange moved in - cable trays, a dead vending machine, and the server racks that actually clear the trades. Ten thousand green numbers scrolling all night will do something to an animal.
The public mint is LIVE now at 0.005 ETH. 10,000 total supply, 10 per wallet, no allowlist - straight public. Every token is a one-of-a-kind full image of a black cat in the terminal aesthetic: neon green #00ff41 tickers, candlestick glasses, gold teeth, top hats, cigars. Rarity is weighted: ~93% common furs, rare colors (Electric Purple, Neon Green, Crimson Red, Silver White), one 1-of-1 Glowing Green Fur cat, and 10 Full Logo Recreation alpha cats.
Holders get real utility: 5% creator royalties, and the team is building a browser game - a neon-terminal arcade set in the basement bar, where companies buy permanent ad slots on the walls (the Million Dollar Homepage model) and players engage with them for points. The game ships with a public sponsor wall on the homepage.
Mint: stockcatz.xyz. Contract: 0xB8e785e5fCF44148Df177f2Af31eA1e503AC87b8 on Robinhood Chain mainnet.
Not financial advice. Definitely a cat.
