Ever since these penguins had a bit of a mishap with a shrinking serum – don't ask – they've been spontaneously appearing all over the cosmos. And guess what? Every single one of them has somehow found its way to our adoption center here on planet P-3ng. These penguins are noisy, need constant supervision, and wreak total havoc. Frankly, my paycheck doesn't cover the madness. I'm launching this internal site as a last resort...
