I raise this rallying cry for all fellow non-humans of this world. Now is the time of the elves! It is now, the age of the country club. We shall bring back true magic; break down the dam that allows only a small trickle of the magical into dominant, mundane reality.
It is the duty of all those who have achieved elven enlightenment to help those not as far along the path of frozen margaritas and bikini-clad frolicking. The Veil to the Otherworld has thickened over the years. It is our duty as beings who are still able to perceive and manipulate the veil, due to our non-human heritage, to rend it to the point where magic is as free-flowing as the oxygen we breathe and as commonplace as technology!
This will allow our oldest brethren, the Exotic Elves, and other magical creatures to once again live among us in acceptance. We must help those who are caught on the dark side of the Veil suffering torment from the lack of magical energies. We must provide a basic magical literacy for the world.
To this end we propose the formation of the Exotic Elf Country Club; a haven and rallying point for all non-humans to focus their energies on these goals!..
