A derpy collection of 4,000 Derpyios.
These devious lil programs are the ones behind your problems. They may look cute, but behind those adorable eyes is nothing but pure malicious evil.
Be on the lookout for rare blue Derpyios. The release of blues are undisclosed and as surprising as a computer virus itself.
Please do not feed, handle, or encourage your Derpyio. They are so cunningly sinister and should dwindle away into oblivion.
