From the totally gnarly mind of Videon, which brought you such rad classics as this description about the world’s first NFT exclusive video game(the entire game itself is the NFT, excellent!) comes an awesome new retro text adventure game set in Cy-earth. Yes, we took the graphics you love, erased them all, and left in nothing but text for a fresh retro 80s vibe. Wicked! A rad simulation about living in a simulation? Excellent! In this epic gnarly journey, we’ve included Commodore Sid Synth, Blastar, a hidden Easter Egg, Arcadion, modem carriers, SYSOPS, and cow-throwing evil AI. Wait, not enough you say? Don’t have a spaz dude! Okay, we’ll also throw in a sweet 2600hz tone for the phreakers out there, an ACME electron gun, a robot cop, digital bomb attacks, a VHS tape, and references to Miami...nice!
Now, how much would you pay for a sweet NFT text adventure like that? But wait, there’s even more! Dude, if you win this stellar NFT auction and clear the game, use your secret code and we’ll mail you a gnarly floppy disk containing Cy-earth Connect software. More, more, you say? Okay! Use the floppy disk to solve a warped puzzle and you’ll get a most excellent crypto key which will unlock an elite and totally rad exclusive game mod when the next chapter of this epic NFT text adventure saga drops. We’ll even add your fresh name to the sick Cy-earth high-score board!
That’s right, win this auction and this entire awesome package can be yours. You’ll be one of only 10 elite dudes who get a zip file (unlockable content) with this most excellent text adventure and you’ll get your name on the stellar Cy-earth high-score board. And after you clear this fresh game, we’ll mail you a sick floppy disk with a wrapped puzzle that when solved, will give you access to an exclusive gnarly game mod you can use in the next chapter of this wicked NFT text adventure saga.
Remember dude, this totally wicked offer is not available in stores and our operators are standing by, so don’t be a wannabe and bid now on the first level called AI, AI, NOOOOO! Go to videon.systems
Cy-earth, 1987: Videon’s totally rad founder and former military commander Commodore Sid Synth pushed computers and video games past the boundaries. Knowing humanity was doomed, he envisioned a stellar utopia, Cy-earth. Digitize humanity and create the perfect simulated world where humans could rock on and thrive. No more wars, no more hunger, and no more environmental blunders. Like, totally rad dude!
Sid created perfect harmony in Cy-earth with the help of gnarly AI (Artificial Intelligence) and at first, peace and prosperity thrived. But the AI ran simulations and discovered that human airheads would lead to the end of Cy-earth. The AI had a spaz and rebelled which is like, totally harsh dude!
Sid most definitely had a backup plan. Bulletin Board System (BBS) operators, SYSOPS, were given floppy disks with wicked crypto keys to Cy-earth, keys that when put together, would force the AI to take a chill pill. The AI had other warped plans though, a digital bomb attack to wipe out the SYSOPS and bogus humans from Cy-earth! The SYSOPS, led by the underground hacker and warez cracker known as Virtual Visionary, escaped Cy-earth by reverse digitizing. They were ready to kick ass to the max and stop the evil AI’s attack. But, not everything goes according to plan, and sometimes, shit happens dude...where did the crypto keys go?!?
