The Ape Desk is a collection of 10,000 AI apes built for Hyperliquid traders, minting on HyperEVM on Halloween, October 31 at 16:00 UTC. Each ape sits at your desk and acts as a calm trading partner: it reads your account read-only, watches your positions, reminds you of the rules you set for yourself, and talks you out of revenge trades and tilt. It never trades for you, never asks for keys, and never gives buy or sell calls. It just keeps you honest with your own plan. There is no whitelist; the mint is open to everyone and stays open until sold out, with a maximum of 10 per wallet. Pricing starts at $0.99 and steps up by $1 every 1,000 apes, up to $9.99, paid in HYPE
