A science experiment gone wrong resulted in 8,888 babies wandering the Metaverse looking for a place to call home.
Legend has it that in the late 20th century there was a scientist by the name of Professor Moon. He was the quintessential reclusive hermit — reserved, industrious, and of course, a genius. The majority of his time was spent in solitude, toiling away in his lab. But then one day in his loneliness and desperation for human connection, he thought of something he hadn’t before. What if, perhaps, he could create his own children. “What if I could engineer.. perfect little babies?” He thought.
He then spent what felt like eons in study and research until finally he believed he had discovered the exact concoction of ingredients needed to engineer his perfect little babies. “I’ve done it! I’ve discovered the formula!” He exclaimed excitedly.
He eagerly added this odd blend of organic matter and radioactive solution into the vat he created to develop and incubate the babies. This machine was complete with a dial to choose how many babies he wanted, Prof. Moon chose 4 and started the machine. The machine began clinking, clanking, and sputtering. Soon the faint cry’s of babies began to echo from the incubator. The vat then began bubbling and sloshing out of control! The whole lab began shaking violently causing professor Moon to lose his balance and fall into the contraption. As professor Moon was falling his head hit the dial and spun it to the right, topping out the capacity at 8,888. During this tumultuous event a mystery solution, chemical x, fell from the shelf above, landing directly into the pool of ingredients! Professor Moons fall rendered him unconscious, and he was completely unaware of the chaos surrounding him. As the vat eventually began to settle down, professor moon gradually regained consciousness and opened his eyes. There were babies everywhere! Professor moon had only planned to create 4 babies, but now the entire lab was full of them, hundreds if not thousands! And they were dressed like….well….they were wearing pretty trendy streetwear!?!?
Lying there in terror and pure shock, Prof. Moon exclaimed “What have I done!?” As babies began crawling all over him. These babies did not come out at all as expected! The results were far from perfect! some babies came out happy, some were sad! Some angry, and some were bad! These babies all came with their own unique quirks, characteristics, and peculiarities. Prof. Moon didn’t know what to do, so he panicked, and grabbed his portal gun. He began opening up portals scattering these babies into the metaverse where he thought no one would ever find them, and then he disappeared. No one has seen professor moon since, but the babies are everywhere! These babies need people to adopt them and take care of them. We can’t let these babies go on wondering the metaverse alone, they might create chaos and spread their fashion trends far and wide! Help us find homes for these eccentric little babies.
