Greetings, my scaly subjects,
I am Snappy, the Dragon King, and I am absolutely thrilled to be the one who gets to sit on this uncomfortable throne all day! I hope you’re all as excited as I am about my recent victory over the old mumbling king. I mean, who doesn’t love a good coup d'etat, am I right? Well, get ready because this is just the beginning of my reign here in Tupelopia, and it’s about to get real spicy.
With fire, fury, and a whole lot of humor, Snappy
